-About Randy-

Hi... I'm Randy - and here's my story:

I was born a poor black child in El Dorado, KS. At age 3, I quit my job as a coal miner and moved to Seattle. Since then... my life has been pretty average. Any questions?

Thoughts about The Future
"I'm not a hopee-changee kinda guy but I do like the idea of "the future"... because I figure I'll be there in a second."

Thoughts about Life
"If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else."

Thoughts about Death
"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa... not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car."

Thoughts about Reality
"The problem with reality is... there's no background music."

Thoughts about The World
"If I could change just one thing in this crazy world, I'd give Turtles longer shin-bones; because then they'd be taller... and that would be cool."