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I
Bought My Lover on eBay
Been lookin' for a
woman; she's the girl of my dreams.
She's on her way from China; it's not as far as it seems.
Ya know I'm waitin' for you... Uh-huh I'm waitin'.
I
think her name
was Polly; got a permanent grin.
Big brown eyes and a cute little chin.
Ya know I'm waitin' for you... Uh-huh I'm waitin'.
I bought my lover on
eBay.
Won my girl in a bidding war.
I bought my lover on eBay.
Funny girl worth fighting for.
I love her. I need.
I never have to feed her.
The item description said she doesn't eat a thing.
I whack her. I smack her. Does Polly want a cracker?
No-Noooooo.
I
love her in the morning.
And I love her at night.
Then put her in the closet
Til the timing is right.
Ya know I'm waitin' for you... Uh-huh I'm waitin'.
I bought my lover on
eBay.
Won my girl in a bidding war.
I bought my lover on eBay.
She's a woman worth fighting for.
I love her. I need.
I'll never have to feed her.
The item description said she doesn't eat a thing.
I tried to feed her the salami. I think my neighbor saw me!
No-Noooooo.
I bought my lover on
eBay.
Won my girl in a bidding war.
I bought my lover on eBay.
She's a woman worth fighting for.
Words and Music by
Edison Lane and R.L. Edwards. Copyright 2007 - All Rights Reserved.
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